EJ: "I didn't know you were a teacher."
Me: "Yah, I teach writing to college students."
EJ: "Should college students know how to write by now?"
Me: "What other American Girl doll accessories do you need?"
EJ: "The bed for Emma (her AG doll.) The Bathtub for Coconut. Some new clothes...Being a mother is really expensive."
Me: "How old are you going to be this year?" (I knew the answer.)
Me: "Do you know how old I'm going to be?"
EJ: Shakes her head.
EJ: "Well, I told you my age. Now you have to tell me your age."
Me: "31. Is that old?"
EJ: "No, but you don't look or act 31. You act a lot younger."